Minor Adjustments

Er… Fellow gobblers, I bring tidings of badness. You recall my motto? WOM? Yes, that one. Well, I’m afraid that we may have to adjust that (and this stupid ‘posh’ accent).

Okay, so have you guys been womming? Heaps? Great. Keep doing so. Actually, don’t.

STOP ALL WOMMING.

I must say, I can’t really allow womming if I’ve just revealed who I truly am. What do you think? Comment. Below. Because I can’t reveal myself to everyone. Just my fellow gobblers. Otherwise, who knows? I could end up on the front of the Sydney Morning Herald as “THE G******”. And wouldn’t that be a shame.

Pick a number, any number…

Isn’t it weird? You say “random”, when really you mean “chosen”.

Let’s say you’re in a maths exam. Okay, and you can’t think of the answer. 30 seconds to go, and you look at the question- ‘How many chocolates of 4x3x2 volume could fit into a box that is 16x9x10 volume?’ So you go, um, well, ‘4 into 16 goes 4, um… then 3 into 9 goes 3… and 2 goes to 10 5 times….” And you’ve got 5 seconds. Literally. And there’s no time to add up the answers. So you sort of think of a general idea. And you come up with 15. Scrawled, almost illiterately over the page.

So, the real answer was 12. You came sort of close. But, coming out of the exam, you say, “Did anyone get the last question? I just put down something random…” Kinda kinky, isn’t it?

stuff to do with pom- poms

are you ever faced with the situation that you have a bag of pom- poms but forgot what to do with them, or just have them lying around for no apparent reason? well, we felt that way recently and decided to post some ideas…

stick them together into a massive pom- pom ball and show it to your friends (they’ll be impressed)

make winter flip- flops by gluing them onto your old shoes and ta- da! instant winter flip- flops!

make your pet an updated collar- but make sure to remove the collar first… gluey pets are not very nice!

or, maybe (using the pet collar idea) make yourself a choker, bracelet or anklet with a piece of ribbon

you could also glue them onto the frames of some old (or cheap) sunglasses for some um, original, specs!

comment on any other ideas you have below, we welcome ALL suggestions