Minor Adjustments

Er… Fellow gobblers, I bring tidings of badness. You recall my motto? WOM? Yes, that one. Well, I’m afraid that we may have to adjust that (and this stupid ‘posh’ accent).

Okay, so have you guys been womming? Heaps? Great. Keep doing so. Actually, don’t.


I must say, I can’t really allow womming if I’ve just revealed who I truly am. What do you think? Comment. Below. Because I can’t reveal myself to everyone. Just my fellow gobblers. Otherwise, who knows? I could end up on the front of the Sydney Morning Herald as “THE G******”. And wouldn’t that be a shame.


Imagine a World Without Paper

Wow. HARD!

I mean, okay, so there’d be none of the obvious stuff (ie. Printing paper)

I’m sitting in my kitchen, currently, and counting all the stuff that uses paper. Ready?

  1. 13 paintings by my brother
  2. A stack of printing paper on the table
  3. Cardboard stashed under cupboard
  4. Bookmark (in book)
  5. Book
  6. Labels (x6) on wine bottles
  7. Flour (paper packaging)
  8. Post-it stuck on fridge
  9. Sunday papers
  10. Dad’s father’s day card
  11. Dad’s father’s day gifts’ wrapping paper
  12. cardboard bag that dad’s gift came in
  13. Countless books
  14. paper bag bread came in

and so it goes on…

I know I’ve shared this before, but click the link– it’s pretty awesome.


what to say in response to “what’s up”


I think the sky’s up

Oh, the Disney/Pixar’s ‘UP’… Well, there’s this boy, and an old grandpa…… (continue with it until they get annoyed)

[Do a headstand or or bend over and stick your head between your legs and say]: I don’t know… which way’s up?

philosophically, i do not believe in ups or downs, nor wrongs or rights so to me this question in meaningless

up is the direction in which things are above us.