Oh yes, thank you, random generator of post ideas. This is perfect. Oh yes.
This one’s for you, Casper (family pet cat): You will die from gluttony (to be precise, 245339 boxes of kibbles later (from now))
And for you, random Twitter follower who has 0 followers: You will never have any followers.
To anyone playing a ukelele at this precise moment (including you, Eddie Vedder): Your instrument has a finite following.
To somebody eating a banana in Iceland at approximately 23.29 h on the evening of the 24th of August next year: Why are you doing so?
To the guy that decided to call Apple software names of harmless animals (minus the Lion): They’re all carnivores, they don’t like Apples… (computer or fruit), and P.S.- have you ever even tried typing with paws? Thought not…
To the guy that decided on this “random post idea”: You take out the boredom in my life with your colourful stimuli!
To myself: You rock for eternity*
* Fortune cookie makers, please put that in mine…