Missed Gobbledegok?

Have you missed out on your near-constant humorous entries which contain tales of superheroes and other slightly random things? Possibly. Well, worry not. Gobbledegok is striving to write more. But, dearest readers, please realise that I have a life. And other blogs to tend to – to water, feed and love. (Cheesiness alert: 110% Overload.).

So, expect more. And more. Thanks guys 🙂

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Minor Adjustments

Er… Fellow gobblers, I bring tidings of badness. You recall my motto? WOM? Yes, that one. Well, I’m afraid that we may have to adjust that (and this stupid ‘posh’ accent).

Okay, so have you guys been womming? Heaps? Great. Keep doing so. Actually, don’t.

STOP ALL WOMMING.

I must say, I can’t really allow womming if I’ve just revealed who I truly am. What do you think? Comment. Below. Because I can’t reveal myself to everyone. Just my fellow gobblers. Otherwise, who knows? I could end up on the front of the Sydney Morning Herald as “THE G******”. And wouldn’t that be a shame.

what to say in response to “what’s up”

hmmm….

I think the sky’s up

Oh, the Disney/Pixar’s ‘UP’… Well, there’s this boy, and an old grandpa…… (continue with it until they get annoyed)

[Do a headstand or or bend over and stick your head between your legs and say]: I don’t know… which way’s up?

philosophically, i do not believe in ups or downs, nor wrongs or rights so to me this question in meaningless

up is the direction in which things are above us.

what to say if a stranger sits next to you on the bus/train/bench… etc.

“I am required by law to own two seats on every form of transport in _______ (wherever you live)”

“Excuse me, do you know who I am?? Mr. Cheesypants Puffball! That’s who I am- so move!”

“This is a free country, so can’t I have my own row of seats?”

“I’m not a ‘child’, just a miniaturely proportioned adult!”